The Minister of Music Statement

Lyrics:

© Shamika
I\'m the Minister of Music, put a tax on all your c***\r\nI\'m the Secretary of the State of Songs, now what do you think about that?\r\nThere\'s a population explosion, too many songs being made.\r\nThe quality is suffering, a price has got to be paid.\r\nIt\'s a dirty job but I gotta do it cuz sometime, somewhere, something\'s gotta be done.\r\nIt\'s a dirty old job and I don\'t gotta blue it - but it sure ain\'t gonna be fun.\r\n\r\nChorus\r\nEverywhere you look now, new songs littering Mother Earth.\r\nAnd for me, quite honestly, most of them shoulda been strangled at birth.\r\n\r\nI\'m the Minister of Music, put a tax on all your c***\r\nI\'m the Secretary of the State of Songs, now what do you think about that?\r\nThe environmental pollution has reached a critical state,\r\nnow every Jack with a monkey on his back thinks he can orchestrate\r\nsome Hip-Hop tune in his own bedroom with his \'push button\' Casio, software, midi.\r\nHe spreads his seed with increasing speed so the music listening public\'s getting punch-drunk giddy\r\nWith a constant stream of sour cream that ain\'t gonna never rise.\r\nIt\'s a numbers game but they\'re all the same,\r\na conveyor belt of dross that whizzes past your eyes.\r\n\r\nI\'m the Minister of Music, put a tax on all your c***\r\nI\'m the Secretary of the State of Songs, now what do you think about that?\r\nThere\'s an overcrowding situation, gonna have to have a serious cull.\r\nI have to be more stringent, give the main stream garbage the pull.\r\nSo we are inundated with the junk that they created.\r\nDerivative riffs and over syncopated trash.\r\nWe are dominated by calculated stuff that we should hate\r\nAnd the motivation ain\'t creation of art, it\'s accumulation of cash. \r\n\r\nChorus repeat.\r\n