Bunny-hole Baloney

Lyrics:

© Shamika
Hello, my name is Candy Cottontail, I live down a rabbithole in Bunnyland with my Bunny Band mates, Flopsy and Topsy. We call ourselves the Velveteenies because our singing is soft and fluffy.

We usually make love songs because bunnies, as you know, are very friendly and lovable. Flopsy plays guitar and Topsy is our drummer. It's good that we can practice down our rabbit hole because we are very noisy and not that tuneful at first - but once we know songs properly, then no bunny in the world is better than The Velveteenies.

At the moment we are finding it hard to convince people that we are real. Some folk spread lies about us saying we use AI (whatever that is) or we change our voices to sound more bunny-like, how silly! All we have to say to that is "BUMBO" to you, we are genuine Stars of the music underworld.

Our fans dig us, especially the boy bunnies who have fallen for me, Candy Cottontail - I'm swifter than Taylor and more bouncy than Beyonce. They can't stroke me of course, but I give off a Bunny scent that drives them wild, so they all go home to their Bunny girlfriends and multiply... and multiply.

So actually The Velveteenies are more than a Band, they are keeping Bunnyland well populated ... and we should all be very happy about that because bunnies are the peacemakers of the World. Sorry but I must hop off now and practice our new song ready to upload at wikiloops which is bunny Heaven as we all know.