August diary

Hey friends,

it's August 2nd already, and everyone seems to have gone, maybe watching les femmes? Anyway, post here what's happening lately if you like :)

Cheers,
Wolfgang

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Weekend activity was fairly normal.
However I was reminded again that people are not afraid of Karma, and are willing to lie and cheat for a few extra $$ or €€. Basically I bought a car that was a non runner, for a fairly cheap price. I obviously suspected there is an issue with the motor, otherwise why would it be relative cheap. The guy was not poor, he has a nice house, and some bikes, so why lie about it? Especially as he knew I would find out... if he would have told me the truth it would have not changed the price, only saved me time., a lot of time :(
So now the motor has got to get out again.

So I was lying underneath the car, getting bolts out, disconnecting stuff when I got hydraulic oil dripping on my face. That's when I remembered why I studied motorcycle engineering many years ago, and not cars. Because bikes don't drip red dirty oil on your face!!! :o:@:|

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I thought the Diary had 'had its day' but it refuses to die :D Thanks Wolfgang, now I have to find something interesting to say.

How about this ; Every day I search property websites to see what's new, I still can't sell my own house. However, I saw one recently that made me smile. It was empty except for the fact that EVERY room had a Guitar in it - no furniture, just a guitar. I wondered what the story was with that. There was even one in the bathroom ; it made me wonder if any wikiloopers play their guitar while sitting on the toilet :D ?

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Love the idea, will apply tomorrow to get the Loothesizer trademarked.

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:D I haven't done that, but I was thinking what kind of Music would that make and what songs?

Genres:
Crap Metal
Hard as Rock :o
Rap While You Crap
Twang on the Throne
Techno Toilet
Gospel of the Loo

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OK, so if we're going down that road :D I'm suggestiong a few suitable songs to play :-

1. Ring of fire (Johnny Cash) :o
2. Let it go (from Frozen) :)
3. Slip sliding away (Paul Simon) ;)
4. Drop it like it's hot (Snoop Dogg) :@
5. Evacuation (Pearl Jam) :W
6. Push (The Cure) :o
7. I did it my way (Frank Sinatra) :)
8. Wipeout (The Beach Boys) :|
9. Taking care of business (Randy Bachman) :P
10. For the Classical artists how about Hallelujah by Handel <3

and finally.... any song by Squeeze :D

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My toilet band would be called "the Poo fighters" 💩🤣

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This is still the diary, right? What's next? Your favorite STD tracks? :D

Anyway, diary-wise I've been out and about filming short sequences I might use for some videos to go with WL tracks.

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It deteriorated from diary to diarrhea pretty rapidly :D :D :D

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Reading the word "diarrhea" (well done for spelling that TeeGee) reminded me how we used to jokingly say,
"If Dire Straits and Chris Rea formed a band they'd have to call it Dire/Rea.

Of course Chris died last December so no more jokes. Co-incedentally however his most successful work came in the Shamrock DIARIES Album WOW!

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Lol I wonder what other funny combination between bands and artists could be made, not necessarily bog related. They would merge and make a new band.

Maybe ABBA/KISS = Abacus? Cream + Bread = Toast? Eurythmics + UB40 = The Arithmetics :D

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Sorry MySounds but the fun goes on :o

Tom Petty and Johnny Cash = Petty Cash
Styx and Rolling Stones = Sticks and Stones
The Grateful Dead and Phish = Dead Fish
Green Day and The Doors = The Green Doors
Black Sabbath and Whitesnake = Grey Snake in the Bath

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