Disco Desease - Disco Version

Lyrics:

© MajorTom_III
I was walkin' by a Discotheque.
The door was open wide.
Curiosity got the best of me and I had to look inside.
I stepped onto the dance floor and they started to boogie down
to that monotonous, sickening music, that AM teenybopper sound.
The music was playin' loudly.
The lights were flashin' bright.
I thought I was a goner on that boogie night.
Well my stomach started turnin'.
I got wobbly in the knees.
The vomit started spurtin'.
I had Disco Disease !!
Disco Disease !!
The lights were flashin' brightly.
My head was spinnin' 'round.
I was tryin' to find the door but I collapsed on the ground.
I crawled across the dance floor.
Barely able to get around.
Some strange disco freak jumped up and said "let's all boogie down!"
The dancers never saw me.
They stepped all over my face.
When I got back upon my feet, I puked all over the place.
My stomach started turnin'.
I got wobbly in the knees.
The vomit started spurtin'.
I had Disco Disease !! Disco Disease !!
The music sounded sissified.
They all sang like Tiny Tim.
I'd expect it from Joni Mitchell, but never from any men.
I headed for the bathroom.
Didn't know which one to go in.
The men looked like women and the women looked like men.
I'm so sick of Disco.
It makes me wanna die.
No way will I come back here.
I ain't no Disco guy.
My stomach started turnin'.
I got wobbly in the knees.
The vomit started spurtin'.
I had Disco Disease !!
Disco Disease !!
AWW sickenin' brother SICKENIN'
Disco Disease !!