Keep Your Eyes Off My Fries

Lyrics:

© gwailoah
erse 1
I took my baby to my favourite diner
They were doing their special dollar One Forty Niner
You get your burger and a sweet surprise
A double shot serving of their Frenching Fries
We sat us down at a table for two
And I could see her eyes saying what she was intending to do, so

Before she be a-starting - her stealing and a snatching
I took pre-emptive steps her bad thoughts to be catching
I said I know you love them just as much as can be
But my brain sees red if someone steals them from me

Keep Your Eyes Off My Fries
Keep Your Eyes Off My Fries
Your thoughts you can't disguise
It would be so unwise,
Your ass I'll neutralize
Keep Your Eyes - Off My Fries

Verse 2
She gave me a look, that was straight outta Yoda
I was expecting to be wearing her soda
I said I) don't expect this to make no sense to you
But a man's got to do what them fries tell him to
My baby got up started walking away
And came right back with a serving tray

My heart could not believe what my eyes did see
A mountain of fries was there in front of me
She say "I put to the test if what you saying is true
While you eat all these fries I keep my eyes on you."

I Keep My Eyes Off Your Fries, I Keep My Eyes Off Your Fries
These things will be your demise, I Keep My Eyes Off Your Fries
You better realise
By them you're - hypnotised
Your ass get - supersized
I Keep My Eyes Off Your Fries

Verse 3
I love my darling sweet angel for sure
But I love my fries a big whole lot more
All crispy and perfect, golden brown and hot
I got me stuck in and I ate up the lot
The people in the diner they all gather around
Cheering and a screaming as the mountain came down

I got to the end, left a few there on the tray
And all this time my baby's eyes they never turned away
I turn to my baby look her straight in the eye
And said "Darlin', would you like to have my last fry?"

Keep Your Eyes Off My Fries
Keep your Eyes Off Your Fries
These things will be my demise,
By them I'm hypnotised
My ass is supersized
Keep Your Eyes Off

Keep Your Eyes Off My Fries
Keep your Eyes Off Your Fries
These things will be my demise,
By them I'm hypnotised
My ass is supersized
Keep Your Eyes - Off My Fries

lyrics copyright Brian McIntyre 2016 all rights reserved