Who put the hey?

Lyrics:

© WanHu
My baby, thinks I'm sad when I am in dadgad
She says she cannot stand that constant drone
It really drives her mad, and there’s ideas she has had
of places she can stick my microphone

Who put the hey in the hey nonny nonny nonny
Who put the fal in the fal diddly dido
Who put the tour in the tour a aye toura addy
Who put the whack in the whack for my daddio
Who was that chap? What 'e needs is a slap


Well i used to be a rocker, my baby loved me then
I lived my life to shock her, with my amps turned up to ten
When I set fire to that hotel room and spent the night in jail
My baby proved she loved me by stumping up the bail

I started using johnny cash when prog rock got too weird
But then before i knew it i had grown a bushy beard
i started wearing sweaters made for fisherman at sea
Thats when my baby tood me she was breaking up with me

I sold my stratocaster and bought a mandolin
A banjo and a bodhran, and was making quite a din
My baby sat there, crying with her fingers in her ears
I dont think she will come to Cambridge festival this year

Who put the hey in the hey nonny nonny nonny
Who put the fal in the fal diddly dido
Who put the tour in the tour a aye toura addy
Who put the whack in the whack for my daddio
Who was that prat? I'll gie him some of that (shakes fist at audience)

Who put the hey in the hey nonny nonny nonny
Who put the fal in the fal diddly dido
Who put the tour in the tour a aye toura addy
Who put the whack in the whack for my daddio
I'm gonna hunt and find and kill the runt
He made my babe fall out of love with me