George Washington Had Wooden Teeth

Lyrics:

© billybluej
Snow White performs miracles most every night.
She counts the cash, then begins to pray.
What would the Founding Fathers say?

They're holding Jesus in Guantanamo Bay.
There'll be no trial.
The CIA has lost his file.

George Washington had wooden teeth.
He was our first Commander in Chief.
They're holding Jesus in Guantanamo Bay.

There'll be no trial.
The CIA has lost his file.
Snow White pedals porn on channel five.

She takes the cash, before the ratings dive.
They're holding Jesus in Guantanamo Bay.
There'll be no trial.

The CIA has lost his file.
Snow White performs miracles most every night.
She counts the cash, then she begins to sway.

They're holding Jesus in Guantanamo Bay.
There'll be no trial.
The CIA lost the file.