What the F... I Can't get It Up

Lyrics:

© gwailoah
Aooow
Get it up
I can't - get it up
Get it up, uunnh
Dam thing - won't get up, unhh uhnnh
Get up, best you get on up
Get up, I beat you hard if you don't get up
chord drop
Need to find my mojo, bring John du Conqueroot back to life

Could it be you, I hope so

Mister Jimmy Bee, what's happened to me
I ain't as frisky as I used to be
Ain't no more, the fire inside
The burning hunger - just upped and died

Whistling Dixie, you boys all know what I mean
When you oh-ver sixty, you ain't no more a Sex Machine

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Get it up
I can't - get it up
Get it up, uuh
Dam thing - won't get up - dam you thing!
Get up, best you get on up
Get up, I beat you hard if you don't get up
Need to find my mojo, bring John du Conqueroot back to life

All my engines, lost the power
No more can do - three times an hour
Body ageing, No more fight
Need pharmaceuticals, get my Ding Dong through the night

Intro chord sequence - chorus
No more whiskey, need the Divine to intervene
When you oh- ver sixty, you ain't no more a Sex Machine

No more a Sex machine
No more desire, no more the urge
Chasing ladies - is dam hard work
Stay at home, watch TV
With my high school sweetheart, who still with me
If the truth be told Between you and me
I never really was - a sex machine

intro chord sequence to finish
If the Truth be told, Between you and me
I never really was - a sex machine

Jimmy B!!

lyrics copyright Brian McIntyre 2016 all rights reserved