Reality Check

Lyrics:

© DavidGordy
Reality Check

V1
She thought she was hotter than hell,

a real damn big bomb shell.

But when she walked by in the bar,

there was a really funky smell.

V2
This car will smoke anyone he said,

But when it left the starting line,

the only thing it really smoked

was it's own damned oil line.

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Pre CHORUS
Well, you may not be all that,

But Oh Well, What the heck

You might not even get close,

But you got your Reality Check!


V3
So you were trying to show off,

Driving way too fast,

You said never get caught

But that COP still busted your Ass!

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V4
When she tried to kiss the guy,

He held her at arms length,

Then his hot wife showed up

And Drowned her in the SINK!

CHORUS x2
Well, you may not be all that,

But Oh Well, What the heck

You might not even get close,

But you got your Reality Check!