Disreputable multimega decibel blue

Lyrics:

© MorganLeFey
if snoring was a sport, I'd win Olympic gold
sounds something akin to a chainsaw, at least that's what I'm told
could be grounds for my divorce, saw it mentioned in dispatches
and may be the reason I've little success when dating my online matches
got the disreputable, multi mega decibel blues

when attending a candlelit dinner he'll wax lyrics about my eyes
and lips that are perfect for kisses, but its bullshit I've come to despise
cos if a take him up on his offer and let him turn my head
I'll wake in the early hours of the morning to find that hes left my bed
due to the disreputable, multi mega decibel blues

I do have other attributes that still sit high and proud
but they pale to insignificance the moment I get loud
gonna stipulate millionaire when vetting potential spouses
I may be too loud for separate rooms, might have to be separate houses
due to the disreputable multi mega decibel blues