Boneless Chicken Ranch

Lyrics:

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im headin' on down to work
in my rubber boots
i love my job
it's a modern day kind of cowboy

i'm a modern day kind of cowboy

with a huge emphasis on "kind of"

im a modern day cowboy


I work on the boneles chicken ranch
ranchin' up boneless chickens

it is rather easy you see
because they lay there in puddles

the boneless chickens
we supply all the major fast food places
with boneless chicken
from our boneless chicken ranch


it's easy to round 'em up
i use a squeegee or sometimes a shovel
you can't tell which side is up
because they look the same on both sides like a puddle
just a puddle of chicken
feathers


so they pretty much just lay there
pretty much just lay there

my boneless chicken ranch

i have fifteen boneless chicken ranch hands
pluck those chickens boys

and and on an August Day there's nothing sweeter than seeing a large field of
flat piles of chicken
they look like money to me

cuz i know all the fast food chainss i supply
are gonna stand in line
for my boneless chickens

gonna be a multi-Billionaire
gonna be drivin' two cars at one time
wearin' electric socks and a gasoline powered sweater
and i will probably do some dumb stuff too...

ya know what i mean?

gonna make a billion dollars
on my
boneless chicken ranch
boneless chicken ranch

its all the rage but i think i beat the curve
i got over my opportunity and sunk costs
and now i just gotta deal with my coscience

over DNA chicken blueprint that i ordered online

to be a boneless chicken rancher