Dumb Ass Is As A Dumb Ass Does

Lyrics:

© gwailoah
Never did much good in school
Never learned no golden rule
Not too sure of right from wrong
They just trying to get along
Could be your brother or your cuz
Dumbass is as dumbass does

Love the phone for the love it share
But Dumbass you best be aware
One thing that for sure ain't healthy
Driving cars while taking a selfie
Next time take the High School Bus
Dumbass is as Dumbass does

Jump in the cage at the local zoo
Cos feed the chimp is what you want to do
Then you find the cage door shut, and a
Monkey crawling up your butt
Shoot the damn monkey, what's the fuss?
Dumbass is as dumbass does

Sitting in the backyard feeling cool
Sipping a beer in the swimming pool
Wired to the mains is the radio set
Floating on a rubber, waiting to get wet
If it drop in the water then you really in a fix
Cos electric and water they just don't mix
Last thing you hear be a sparking buzz
Dumbass is as Dumbass does

Dumbass is as Dumbass does
Dumbass is as Dumbass does
Dumbass is as Dumbass does
Dumbass is as Dumbass does

four bars scat or improvise

Spread the dumb!
Spread the dumb!
Spread the dumb!
Spread the dumb!

Dumbass!!

lyrics copyright Brian McIntyre 2017 All Rights Reserved