Vampire Butcher
Lyric #3872 by bassMonkey
Tags: Horror, Comedy, Retail Sales
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There's a butcher shop on the edge of the town,
That only opens up when the sun goes down,
And everybody knows when they get new stock,
From the chop, chop, chopping on the butcher's block.
The cuts are generous, the prices are low,
You want prime ribeye, it's the place that you go,
As a Vampire enterprise it can't be beat,
They only need blood so they sell all the meat.
Get on over to the Vampire butcher,
Grab yourself a bargain or two,
But whatever you do, don't make eye contact,
You never want them looking at you...
They make blood pudding every Saturday night,
They know how to do it and they do it right,
Everybody says it's incredible stuff,
The artisan markets just can't get enough.
Every now and then there's a Cannibal treat,
When new supplies arrive of the "special" meat,
Zombies come shopping from all over the plains,
Only ten dollars for a bucket of brains.
Hurry over to the Vampire butcher,
Special deals are waiting for you,
But try not to make any jokes about "steaks",
They get a little p*ssed if you do...
Striploin, Tenderloin, Tomahawk Steak,
A barbecue carnival for heaven's sake!
Fresh hamburger by the light of the moon,
Thank you for your business - come back soon...
...if you can...
[Oh yes, it's that time of year again...]
That only opens up when the sun goes down,
And everybody knows when they get new stock,
From the chop, chop, chopping on the butcher's block.
The cuts are generous, the prices are low,
You want prime ribeye, it's the place that you go,
As a Vampire enterprise it can't be beat,
They only need blood so they sell all the meat.
Get on over to the Vampire butcher,
Grab yourself a bargain or two,
But whatever you do, don't make eye contact,
You never want them looking at you...
They make blood pudding every Saturday night,
They know how to do it and they do it right,
Everybody says it's incredible stuff,
The artisan markets just can't get enough.
Every now and then there's a Cannibal treat,
When new supplies arrive of the "special" meat,
Zombies come shopping from all over the plains,
Only ten dollars for a bucket of brains.
Hurry over to the Vampire butcher,
Special deals are waiting for you,
But try not to make any jokes about "steaks",
They get a little p*ssed if you do...
Striploin, Tenderloin, Tomahawk Steak,
A barbecue carnival for heaven's sake!
Fresh hamburger by the light of the moon,
Thank you for your business - come back soon...
...if you can...
[Oh yes, it's that time of year again...]
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Kind if reminds me of a show I have been watching "From"
awesome stuff brother [wl]301895[/wl]
awesome stuff brother [wl]301895[/wl]
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Just looked up "From". Looks good - added to watch list. Great rocker to get the week started, many thanks Gary!!
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