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Incurable Turophile

Incurable Turophile

Lyric #3830 by bassMonkey

Tags: Silly, Cheese, Puns
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bassMonkey posted on 16 août 2024 #1
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They used to Teleme I was cheezy,
But I didn't give Edam,
Before too Langres it got to Brie a bore,
Now I Herve it Leyden me,
Évora where I am,
And I really Camembert it any more.

So if Gruyère that I love cheeses,
Emmental you that it's true,
Burrata cost I Comté every day,
A Roquefort all the ages,
That can also make me Bleu,
All the way from Garrotxa to Monterey.

You know I try to Swiss the topic,
But I Gouda face the fact,
It's a Feta which I Havarti resign,
So I will not Cheddar tear,
Or Provolone my act,
I Paneer you laughing at me but it's Fyne.
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