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It's a pay-to-play game though,
As no-one should doubt,
Just give us your credit card number,
And then you're all set.
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We're on your computer,
Right here on your 'phone,
If you max out your card,
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For all we can get.
See you at the tables tonite,
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You're chasing your losses,
You'll soon have 'em back,
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The problem is the house always wins,
Don't you see that yet?
Five grand for a row of berries,
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"Gamble Responsibly",
So easy to say,
As if we'd do anything,
To keep you away,
And every promise you make to quit,
We'll help you forget.
Your football team's playing tonight,
Would you like a free bet?

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