I woke up one terrible morning,
With a horrible feeling of dread,
Started peeling the sheets back slowly,
And I found they were stained blood red.
So I turned them all down to the bottom,
And right there at the foot of the bed,
Staring at me with those lifeless eyes,
Was Kim Kardashians's head.
Oh man I screamed like a baby, transfixed by this hideous crime,
A decapitated reality star will do that every time.
I figured it must be a warning,
Was there somebody wanting me dead?
It couldn't be la Cosa Nostra,
They'd have used a horse instead.
Turned out it was only a dummy,
That my wife had made up in the shed,
And then she came in with some breakfast,
"Happy Hallowe'en!" she said.
Oh man, one year I'll get even and I'll finally scratch that itch,
Before I get too old I swear, gonna prank that evil b*tch.
With a horrible feeling of dread,
Started peeling the sheets back slowly,
And I found they were stained blood red.
So I turned them all down to the bottom,
And right there at the foot of the bed,
Staring at me with those lifeless eyes,
Was Kim Kardashians's head.
Oh man I screamed like a baby, transfixed by this hideous crime,
A decapitated reality star will do that every time.
I figured it must be a warning,
Was there somebody wanting me dead?
It couldn't be la Cosa Nostra,
They'd have used a horse instead.
Turned out it was only a dummy,
That my wife had made up in the shed,
And then she came in with some breakfast,
"Happy Hallowe'en!" she said.
Oh man, one year I'll get even and I'll finally scratch that itch,
Before I get too old I swear, gonna prank that evil b*tch.
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