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aleonz Posted on 4 janv. 2016 #21
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Don't know if it right in english, but it's like a tatoo in my bone, always say this words to myself....

"When you feel it, Play it !"
KellsBells Posted on 4 janv. 2016 #22
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"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child." Ron Wild

"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence." Leopold Stokowski

"Music can be all things to all persons. It is like a great dynamic sun in the center of a solar system which sends out its rays and inspiration in every direction.... Music makes us feel that the heavens open and a divine voice calls. Something in our souls responds and understands." Leopold Stokowski
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Wade Posted on 7 janv. 2016 #23
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will_C Posted on 2 févr. 2016 #24
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My favorite quote unfortunately is in German language, quite long and I hesitate to translate it:
Here is gets declaimed live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBrYA4MfBg
(and for those who would like ask babelfish or Google-translator for help:
[url=PASTE_LINK_HERE]http://www.chefkoch.de/forum/2,31,88117/Streit-der-Organe.html[/url]
nilton Posted on 2 févr. 2016 #25
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will_C wrote:
My favorite quote unfortunately is in German language, quite long and I hesitate to translate it:
Here is gets declaimed live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBrYA4MfBg
(and for those who would like ask babelfish or Google-translator for help:
[url=PASTE_LINK_HERE]http://www.chefkoch.de/forum/2,31,88117/Streit-der-Organe.html[/url]


One should turn this into lyrics for a song
will_C Posted on 2 févr. 2016 #26
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Your wish is my command, Nilton.
(sorry, this does not mean, that you're the boss :D )
Here's my attempt:

A body was bored,
when its parts were quarreling
which of its parts
should be the boss of them.

"I am the Boss " the brain spoke loud,
"I sit quite high behind the brow,
I have to think, I have guide.
I'm the boss, who wants to disclaim? "

The legs they said it half in jest:
"Do not boast, you soft grey mass.
By us the body moves
a female leg the man provokes,
by us the upper body grows
without a doubt. We are the CEO "

The eyes they sprayed and sparked:
"Who shall protect you from a threat
if we were not constantly vigilant?
We should be called superior. "

The heart, kidneys and the lungs,
The ears, the arms the tongue
each one states evidentiary
"I'm the boss, obviously!"

Even penis struggled out to state
"I am the boss! If I were not
no one of you would be,
my function’s not just urinary "

Before the debate finally closed
the asshole farts: "I am the Boss. "
The others laughed and bitterly joked.
At once the asshole firmly closed.
It thought: "it is the time
which works for me!
If I refuse to let shit flow,
Their respect towards me will grow."

Slack got the penis, arms and legs,
the gall produced stones,
the heart, it flattered
the brain started rotting and smelled like bad egg.
The asshole – it was not to convince
just leaving some farts till everyone claimed
The asshole of us, it is our boss

And the moral of the story:
To get the boss, no need to hurry
just leave some farts and leave them noisy
just open your hole to let it flow.

To get the Boss it helps alone
to be an asshole of format
which noisy and unabashedly
the shit produces constantly. "


Some passages surely need an overwork by a native speaker.
Kindly give me a feedback, if you really use this in a song. ;)
Rockzilla Posted on 2 févr. 2016 #27
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